So what do you do about a guy who goes around saying he fucked you when he doesn't have a chance in hell? Not only that he's telling people that he's a master in bed and gave you multiple o's? Normally I would shake this type of thing off but this particular guy is a total schmuck and it's getting on my nerves.

ah, how many times has this same situation happed on tv??

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Tire+Enormous elastic band/slingshot of some sort

Send a fucking tire at the asshole at high speeds, that'll shut him up.

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Fuck with his mind. Put on a sexy voice in front of everybody, and hit him with the porn talk.
"You fucked me? You put your biiiggg cock in my tight pussy? You want it right now?" 5 bucks he backs down. 10 bucks he may try to rape you.

Honestly I can't help you with this. Someone is bold and there isn't much to bring him down from that, unless you want to go with the "Yeah I fucked the little dick" route.

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Make him feel like an idiot after he said it...Like Njord said, fuck with his shit.

Like think about it, chances are if he has to lie about this shit to make himself feel good, then chances are he won't have the skills to think of something when you act all horny in front of him. He'll be all embarrassed, everyone will laugh at him, end of story.

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you could just say that you faked all the orgasms. and say he has a baby dick

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That would probably work, considering he's an inexperienced freak. He wouldn't know what to say, probably start crying and pissing his pants.

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Not exactly. I've seen this situation come up plenty of times. A few times to myself personally although I was joking around. If she were to say he had a baby dick, if he's clever enough, he'll probably reply with something like, "well you didn't seem to be complaining last night now did you?"

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But everyone knows that's a lie.

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Yeah, I don't want people to think I actually gave the little perv. some.