07-04-2008, 06:03 PM
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__________________ Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. cant sleep, clowns will eat me "This party's getting too rough. Give me my pants, I'm going home." - the immortal words of Odin's grandfather. -odin http://www.kissthepants.com/posters/christianity1.jpg this is my music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=729GD...eature=related  |
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07-05-2008, 05:55 AM
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| I saw this loser today and he started talking smack (whatever, I wasn't surprised). So I combined Njord and Odin's ideas. I squared up to him and said "So you think you gave me a good fuck, huh?" He of course said yes. Then I said "Ok, where's my birthmark then?" *Insert deer in headlights look here* He says that that's a stupid question and I inform him that anybody who has seen me naked would be able to tell me where my mark is. He guessed, was wrong, I laughed in his face, and he got shit for the rest of the night. Thanks guys. |
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07-05-2008, 05:56 AM
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| hooray! im glad he got what he deserved
__________________ Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. cant sleep, clowns will eat me "This party's getting too rough. Give me my pants, I'm going home." - the immortal words of Odin's grandfather. -odin http://www.kissthepants.com/posters/christianity1.jpg this is my music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=729GD...eature=related |
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07-05-2008, 06:37 AM
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| Odin and Njord deliver again. Next time someone bashes the Norse Gods, Missy, just link to this thread. OUR ADVICE ACTUALLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE? ZOMG!!!!!1111ONEONEONEELEVEN!!!11
__________________ Enlightenment is a click away: Odin's Guide to Confidence Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch Odin's Guide to Body Language Odin's Guide to Why You're NOT in Love Odin's Guide to Why You Don't Call Guys Drunk |
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07-05-2008, 06:39 AM
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