You know the one. Girlfriend asks "What are you thinking about?", now what would your 'silent' response be, or what kind of lie would you give her?

We all know you never tell the truth, so lets hear it and hope she doesn't find out.

Personally, i'd just lie and say "Nothing", mask the fact that i'm thinking something along the lines of "Sex, you idiot! SEX. Just like I have been for last fucking month!".

Now what of your responses?

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"My views on humanity? It is a disease, something that cannot be taught through a gentle push. No... We cannot be saved, our greed, our passion and our lust for knowledge has destroyed that which we have held dear. Humanity is below this world, my friend."

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For those who see flaws in our earth, discuss how and what you would change here.
http://www.arg.com/group.php?groupid=70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlULgi92zK8

Say bacon.

...bacon.

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I'd start talking about history in some random part of the world. That way she wouldn't just say "nevermind", she would never ask again.

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I'd tell her the truth and then have a good time with her
p.s. i have no girlfriend

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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

I don't feel like answering that, so I'll post the dumbest question I've ever heard.

"Is it okay to get married at 14?"

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/b/ will get this... my current gf asks me this and I reply battle toads

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Ripplemagne responds with "My dick in your eye."

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Nice. The following smack should be fun to watch.

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"My views on humanity? It is a disease, something that cannot be taught through a gentle push. No... We cannot be saved, our greed, our passion and our lust for knowledge has destroyed that which we have held dear. Humanity is below this world, my friend."

http://www.arg.com/hangout/7810-gene...-not-fail.html
For those who see flaws in our earth, discuss how and what you would change here.
http://www.arg.com/group.php?groupid=70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlULgi92zK8

No, it usually results in them giggling and saying something to detract from the fact that they actually want it.

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Just say
"sex"

she'll shut up

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