Hey fuck you, bacon rules.

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Aww! We can be friends again!
Intelligible means able to be understood. Did you mean intelligent?
Yes. Because you'd be right. I'm an equal opportunity offender. I will call a spade a spade.

I said "you run the risk" not saying all girls would. Facts: yours aren't straight.

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Odin's Guide to Why You're NOT in Love
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hmm bacon does rule...

actually yes because you can really say what ever you fucking want to
and it IS true a lot of the time. i think the most important thing to me is my dick

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cant sleep, clowns will eat me
"This party's getting too rough. Give me my pants, I'm going home." - the immortal words of Odin's grandfather.
-odin
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this is my music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=729GD...eature=related

The only reason we lie is because well, you people expect us to give you instant gratitude, if we tell you the truth like you beg us to do all the damned time, you all flip out.

"What are you thinking about?" Their question
"Nothing, really" Truth, quickly ends what would have been an argument

"Do this make me look fat?" Their question
"Yes" Truth, quickly leads to a slap or weak, half-assed beating

And then of course, at one point or another
"Why do you never tell me the truth?"
Read above and explain to the bitch how fucking hypocritical she is, aswell as how much unnecessary thinking they force us to do, which never ends well.
Relationship = annoying life with an annoying person


It's probably just easier to smack your next girlfriend upside the head with some form of blunt object and hope she wakes up stupid. Atleast then she won't have maybe... five hundred theories about things that don't f*cking matter?

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"My views on humanity? It is a disease, something that cannot be taught through a gentle push. No... We cannot be saved, our greed, our passion and our lust for knowledge has destroyed that which we have held dear. Humanity is below this world, my friend."

http://www.arg.com/hangout/7810-gene...-not-fail.html
For those who see flaws in our earth, discuss how and what you would change here.
http://www.arg.com/group.php?groupid=70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlULgi92zK8

If she uses "You're always thinking about sex" line just say "Sometimes I think about blow jobs"






Or answer Pie. Pie is actually a great conversation starter.

"So.. you like pie?"

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"Mudkipz!"

can't go wrong with Mudkips

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Brilliant! *Writes that down and puts it in back pocket.*

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<3

Actually, that is pretty funny. *added to memory bank*


See that kids, that's how you improve.

Someone says something witty that you like, so you can copy it and be witty later.

Nothing is original anymore.

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Enlightenment is a click away:
Odin's Guide to Confidence
Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar
Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever
How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch
Odin's Guide to Body Language
Odin's Guide to Why You're NOT in Love
Odin's Guide to Why You Don't Call Guys Drunk

^^true Odin

as to the original question
this happened to me after sex when we were lying in the bed facing each other
she said what are you thinking of?
i said i was hungry lol
(tho what i was really thinking was WOOOOO haha)

Personally, my only thought at that moment is still "Sex".

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"My views on humanity? It is a disease, something that cannot be taught through a gentle push. No... We cannot be saved, our greed, our passion and our lust for knowledge has destroyed that which we have held dear. Humanity is below this world, my friend."

http://www.arg.com/hangout/7810-gene...-not-fail.html
For those who see flaws in our earth, discuss how and what you would change here.
http://www.arg.com/group.php?groupid=70
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlULgi92zK8