Just so we're clear, are we talking about actual college or Devry?

Instead of asking a bunch of sardonic bitches like myself, you should probably out at your local fast food restaurants and other entry level workplaces looking for a JOB.

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You know that it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder.

Exactly, because I seem to recall colleges giving you the heads up on open entry level positions.

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You need to learn how to make a living so that your parents don't throw your mooching ass out and you become a bum.

BTEC Art & Design First Diploma
BTEC ICT National OCR Award In Digital

Suck it.

As for u JGShocky, go out and get laid before u step to me fam.

BTEC ND - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That's not a fucking college degree.

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You know that it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder.

How wood u no u american DURK

Wasteman, poomplex, durket. Dunno wot ur finkin but its nt me and u spittin in d same room flex.

At least I'd have a job if I did.

DOnt quote dat wikipedia WOT. Come over to mans ends den cuzzy i'll sho u da papers and do ya mum wiv errm DURRRK

so wot den now u ur own whore enit. wat a waster

And your mothers sayin “go to college”
So u finish college and its wonderful
U feel so good
And after all the partying and crazing
And don’t forget about that drug habit u picked up at school bein around your peers
Hey now you’ll get that 25 thou, job a year and
You’ll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it’ll be your money
No more borrowin money from mom for my high
So now you get ur degree tattooed on your back you're so excited about it
If u continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!
You’ll come in at an entry level position and when you do that
If u kiss enough ass, you’ll move up to the next level
Which is being a secretary’s secretary!
And boy is that great, you get to take messages for the secretary
Who never went to college
Shes actually the bosses niece, so now you're apart of the family
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart man
All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok?
I was a hall monitor, This was meant to be,
You know how many classes I took, extra classes extra classes
No I’ve never had sex but you know what, my degree keeps me satisfied
When a lady walks to me says “hey u know whats sexy?”
I say “no, I don’t know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse really fast”.
You keep it going man, you keep those books rolling,
You pick up those books your going to read
And not remember and you roll man.
You get that a associate degree, okay,
Then you get your bachelors, then you get your masters
Then you get your master's masters,
Then you get your doctorate,
You go man, then when everybody says quit
You show them those degree man, when
Everybody says hey, your not working,
Your not making in money,
You say look at my degrees and you look at my life,
Yeah i'm 52, so what, hate all you want,
But i'm smart, i'm so smart, and i'm in school,
And these guys are out here making
Money all these ways, and i'm spending mine to be smart.
You know why?
Because when i die, buddy, you know
What going to keep me warm, that right, those degrees

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you should just tell ur mum that ur having a hard tym getting employed...
its quite different here in england than it is in the US, isn't it?...
=)

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