Ok so I'm 21 in a few weeks and i'm obv havin a party for it!!
My pasrty's gona b fancy dress but I'm strugglin wot to pick for my outfit!! I've obv gotta outshine everyone else cuz it's my birthday but I'm really stuck so any ideas from anyone would be really appreciated!!???
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ummmmmmmmmmm well obv you want to get a color that is very unigue like a yellow or orange./////and get different color heels that will defin make you outshine.....(((((((have fun at that party remember dont drink and drive))))))))

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stay positive......

Wear your birthday suit!

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FALCON PAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNCH!!!!!!!!

Damn. I was going to say that you son of a bitch.

Balloon dresses. How much cooler could ya get?
(just dont let anybody get near ya wit a sharp object. XD)
((better yet.. do ;D))



Being made..
That is some serious skillzorz.

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Stop being a bitchy attention whore buying into celebrity culture. 21 is not a big deal, find some friends, go have FUN, instead of trying to make people jealous. It's your birthday, people are there to celebrate with you, it's not a popularity competition. Oh wait, you're a girl, never mind. Carry on with your catty pecking order games and general cunterry.

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You look chubby. Lose some weight.

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You can't really blame her. With such frivolous shows such as "My Super Sweet 16" (that shows makes RAAAGE on so many levels) being burned into the skulls of today's youth, it's kind of hard not to want to look up to that image. I'm not saying that she's correct but I still see why she would want to "outshine" everyone. I see this type of situation happening all the time.

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My Super Sweet 16 is an excellent television show, as it allows us to maintain a database of who is first against the wall when the revolution comes.

/Thor's been reading Adams...

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I'm not even having a birthday party for my 18th, I might go out with some friends...

But in the words of House;

"Ah, my birthday. Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again."