Why you never buy a girl a drink at a bar - Page 3

**Ripplemagne** · #21 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 01:24 AM

Epic win. Odin is the epic win. She would have, initially, got denied from me from the beginning, but that's just me. Such advances would have been thoroughly denied by the Ripplemagne and SuperTits would not have gotten within a meter of my cock. To have the sanctity of such a glorious beacon of wonder defiled by such a taint would be an abomination!

...Nevertheless. Handled like a champ. Kudos to you, Odin.

Odin · #22 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ripplemagne

Epic win. Odin is the epic win. She would have, initially, got denied from me from the beginning, but that's just me. Such advances would have been thoroughly denied by the Ripplemagne and SuperTits would not have gotten within a meter of my cock. To have the sanctity of such a glorious beacon of wonder defiled by such a taint would be an abomination!

...Nevertheless. Handled like a champ. Kudos to you, Odin.

In my defense, I was going to sleep with her if I saw the advances were genuine. They weren't.

With the way she was dressed, she could have been looking for a boy-toy. Turns out she was just looking for a drink.

I found out for myself.

**Ripplemagne** · #23 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 06:18 AM

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In my defense, I was going to sleep with her if I saw the advances were genuine. They weren't.

With the way she was dressed, she could have been looking for a boy-toy. Turns out she was just looking for a drink.

I found out for myself.

Still a clever way of finding out. :P

Odin · #24 (**permalink**) 06-10-2008, 06:24 AM

Damn right.

stricken · #25 (**permalink**) 06-12-2008, 06:42 PM

Very nice Very nice

About time these idiots understand the stupidity of spending your hard earned money on some dollar whore trash just because they pretend to be interested.

Lesson to all you retards out there, a girl has one thing on her mind... Herself

Despite the loads of women who spout "i want sex to make him feel good" Bull shit. Girls want sex to get their nerves shaking and orgasmic motions moving.

She isn't at all interested in helping you, fucking her all though it might be nice, is for her on benefits as much as yours.

So guys please listen and learn from Odin

thegodcallednick · #26 (**permalink**) 06-12-2008, 11:53 PM

finally, the god makes a seris. these stories are fucking amazing. and have gotten me laid a lot

**Sir. Lucian Adonis** · #27 (**permalink**) 06-16-2008, 07:07 PM

I have to note that this was highly entertaining and I would likely read it again whilst alone and bored late one night.

You should be a novelist Odin,
the humor and interst derived from such a work would be above average and definetly worth a re-read on occasion.

Going through the nights events I could easily see each point as it was being presented and was highly intrigued by alot of your tactics.
The way that so simply, they functioned the way intended with no hiccups.

Definetly one can see you have excersized these traits heavily over time.
Gathered the basic insight needed to progress easily through a on the spot evaluation of a persons profile and create a psychological picture of who they are and what exactly they are heading for...

Highly interesting.

Domitan · #28 (**permalink**) 06-16-2008, 07:26 PM

Very interesting and very true...
I don't think my sister could hand hers over lol.

LoveIsOurPassport · #29 (**permalink**) 06-20-2008, 10:37 PM

I lol`d big time. What a douchebag move.

katieboo · #30 (**permalink**) 07-12-2008, 07:16 PM

Most of these stuff about dating that you wrote sound like came from David Deangelo - Double Your Dating

Yup i'm a girl and i've read it LOL

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