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Old 06-03-2008, 07:57 PM
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Lucian, to prove to you that I am a benevolent god and a deity most wise, I'm going to impart on you the two problems I have encountered when people ask my why their work out fails.

1. Diet. DO NOT DIET! Jesus Christ, we're all in the prime of our life, we do not need to diet. Barring any serious genetic diseases, obesity is caused by lack of activity. A lot of times people diet to the point and barely eat, and then work out like fiends, and then wonder why they are still as weak as ever. Your body assaults your muscle right after your fat, so if you're not taking in much of anything, you'll lose your fat AND you'll lose your muscle. Don't diet. Eat what you eat now, just add a healthy workout regimen to it.

2. The Brightly Burning Star. You know what the problem with brightly burning stars is? They shine in magnificence early on, but lose energy quickly and die out fast. That's what most people do when they work out. They get amped to the point of motivating themselves to get off their asses, and they work out crazy hard for, perhaps, 2 weeks. Then when week 3 rolls around, they realize they haven't seen much improvement (it's a slow process) and they're sore as hell, so they give up. The best ways to fix this problem are: pace yourself and get a buddy.

Do you know how easy it is to say "fuck it" to a work out? Very easily. In fact, I had to do a 3 hour work out today that I didn't do because I have shit to do later (5pm) and I had no one to motivate me to get out of my bed at 10am so I'd have the allotted time. I have a 30 day work out plan that is now the 31 day work out plan because I had to push today's back to tomorrow. Fortunately for me, I have a good sense of personal motivation, but that was instilled in me by my buddies who usually work out with me.

And pace yourself is self-explanatory. Don't go trying to lift 500 pounds, you can't. you sound like you'll be lucky to lift the bar (which weighs 45 pounds on it's own). That's fine. I started there. Everyone starts there. Barring steroids, it takes a long time to be able to lift 300 pounds (which I can't do, nor do have any desire to).

Just balance cardio with lifting, one day cardio, one day lift, one day cardio, on day lift (different muscle groups).

There are basic fitness sites that give you muscle groups that you can work out at once. Ex. Back and bis, abs and tris, and what not. I don't know, I seldom pay attention to them.
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Old 06-04-2008, 10:07 AM
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My advice will b short:

dont eat McDonalds and fastfood at all, drink a lot of milk and green tea, eat cottege cheese, honey, fruits, vegetables... and go to the fitness club or start dancing strip for your partner more often lol XD
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Old 06-04-2008, 02:50 PM
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That was an idiotic post until you brought up stripping for your boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Old 06-04-2008, 05:56 PM
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That was an idiotic post until you brought up stripping for your boyfriend/girlfriend.
im glad i helped, enjoy yourself
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:05 AM
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My statement is pretty much the same as Odin. Except, I think the stripping part was idiotic as well.
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Old 06-05-2008, 01:21 AM
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[quote=Odin;75003]Lucian, to prove to you that I am a benevolent god and a deity most wise, I'm going to impart on you the two problems I have encountered when people ask my why their work out fails.

1. Diet. DO NOT DIET! Jesus Christ, we're all in the prime of our life, we do not need to diet. Barring any serious genetic diseases, obesity is caused by lack of activity. A lot of times people diet to the point and barely eat, and then work out like fiends, and then wonder why they are still as weak as ever. Your body assaults your muscle right after your fat, so if you're not taking in much of anything, you'll lose your fat AND you'll lose your muscle. Don't diet. Eat what you eat now, just add a healthy workout regimen to it.[quote]


idk, diets are fine with me, like diets that incorporate a shit load of food that have good carbohydrates in them.
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My statement is pretty much the same as Odin. Except, I think the stripping part was idiotic as well.
then EAT MCDONALDS and suck your dick, cz u dunno anything in life

PS i am dat rude cz im tired of u guys being like kids (at the same time trying to talk like adults)...with these words, like "idiotic" ...shit, its unpleasant to hear, cz its wrong to say words like that...why? cz it provokes indignation from the side of others. GOSH, get some books about psychology.
If u dont like smth just say "Nahh..i do not agree with u..." and explain W-H-Y, man
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:23 PM
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ok i can answer 1 of ur questions.

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2. What are the best workout or excersize methods/scheduals that you have found to be effective?
the best exercise is on ethat u can actually pertain to so just go at ur own pace and then work your way up....so say if u r lifting wieghts? start at a lower weight and lift more sets or just go witha comfortable weight for you and do like 3 sets of 5 or 3 sets of 10 and work your ay up from there..hope i have helped you in some way. good luck
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:26 PM
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then EAT MCDONALDS and suck your dick, cz u dunno anything in life
I do eat McDonalds and I am one of the thinnest members on ARG and am in great health. And what, pray tell, does auto-fellatio have to do with anything?

But I don't know anything about life? This from the girl who believes that weight loss comes from stripping. Yes, quite. Might you give some examples on why I know nothing pertaining to the subject of life. Unless, of course, you meant the board game... in which case, you may be correct that I know nothing about it.

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PS i am dat rude cz im tired of u guys being like kids (at the same time trying to talk like adults)...with these words, like "idiotic" ...shit, its unpleasant to hear, cz its wrong to say words like that...why? cz it provokes indignation from the side of others. GOSH, get some books about psychology.
If u dont like smth just say "Nahh..i do not agree with u..." and explain W-H-Y, man
It's wrong, you say? So, I take it that they've finally established the universal code of ethics that we've all been waiting for? Intriguing.
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My guides haven't been published in any medium save this one, yet I'll bet you'll find they work. So do Neil Strauss's Rules of the Game and Mystery's Method. Academia don't mean shit in the real world, buddy. All it is is a bunch of college professor sitting around trying to keep each other employed.
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Old 06-19-2008, 05:08 AM
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The workouts I do are what they do at the NFL combine and it is amazing
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