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What smart/mean thing could I say to a bunch of stupid ass teeny boppers who want to get drunk, and have probably never tasted beer in their life..? Something that'll leave a sting! ^^

Anything Good? =P

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Maybe something about not putting beer in a sippy cup...ok well maybe that's lame...not sure...if I think of something I'll let you know...

Mention rape, teen pregnancy, getting fat and becoming unloved after having the kid, and life with a loser. that should do it.

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FALCON PAAAAAAAWNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah. then I'd sound like some loser who doesn't do any of that.. =P
Ya I'm a hypocrit, but hypocrits know what's best ;]

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I disagree with you. Hypocrits are losers anyway.

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My destiny is to die for someone else, not myself.

You can say, 'fuck it' and supervise them so they don't fuck anything up. Let them have their fun, hopefully drink until they pass out, and wake up in the morning with a headache worse than hell. Then, you can rampage around with pots and pans.

Lesson taught.

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Path to Valhalla - Teens' Guide to Glory - Ch.4 Valkyrie
The Broken Path - Understanding Other's Mistakes

Don't forget videotaping their escapades. That way, in addition to the instant gratification of the hangover period, you can gain long term satisfaction (and their unswerving loyalty) with the 'embarrassing' tapes.

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I like the way you think xD

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Let them find out the hard way.

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PPPPFFFTTTT I am so not trying to protect them.. =P I would love to see them drunk and miserable. I posted this because it was getting on my nerves, and I wanted something dicky to say to them.

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