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Old 04-27-2008, 10:40 PM
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ok, here's what. For my bro's 6th grade dance, he had his first dress up date. He was scared because the girl he was going with was really mature for her age and had been dating 7th and 8th graders.

He wanted to make sure he didn't screw up as badly as everyone expected him to. He asked me to show him how to kiss. I told him I had to think about it. He moped around for about a week and looked like he was deathly sick. If anyone even said, "dance" he acted like he was going to blow. He seemed so pathetic I decided to help him.

I showed him about two weeks before the dance. He was really insecure and wanted to practice a lot. He got really good at it. (goosebump giving good)

He thinks, now, she is ready to start touching and feeling. He wants me to let him practice that too. I dunno. I went this far, but well, this is kinda different than just kissing. I need input, please!
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:46 PM
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If you actually did this....umm no comment, besides no touching and feeling. Its incest, unless you actually like your brother that way, I'd advise against it.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt, but your most likely a troll so my second word of advice is GTFO.
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:49 PM
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Go for it. You should probably have sex with him too, so that way, he won't embarrass himself on his first try with his date/girlfriend. And don't use condoms, those are for the weak. Hope it goes well.
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:55 PM
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rofl at Njord

Yeah sounds like you and your brother have a loving relationship

Not in a sexual way at all :P

I bet he's lying about what his other girl friend wants and probably about the kiss as well

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means you obviously liked it lmao

So why not?
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:00 PM
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Uh... Creepy. I'd never ask my sister to teach me O_o

Should've just said for him to ask the girl.

Don't let him feel you up. That's just creepy. Especially since he's not gonna get that far on his date.
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:05 PM
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People make stupid choices, why should we stop them? I vote we all give life-ruining advice
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If I were to follow you're logic, Revellion, my post would be this:

Fuck his brains out. With no condom. In front of your parents.
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If I were to follow you're logic, Revellion, my post would be this:

Fuck his brains out. With no condom. In front of your parents.
Njord already told her to do that. Except he didn't specify where.
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Now THIS is a troll!
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:00 AM
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Well...
I just wanna say this.
He wants to like, feel the chick up?
Well (if it even GETS to that point) its kinda hard to be... BAD at that.
You (or he rather) just... touch.
Not that hard.
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Just sayin.
He wont need too much.. practice.
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