Yo my current bitch has problems wit' me coming home and hitting her around to help me relieve stress over tha extreme racism dat I is exposed to everyday but I cant help it playaz my peepz was taken from tha motherland in big boats so dey could pick ya'll cotton and heed to ya'll demands but muthafuckaz its tha time of tha black man, my ***** Obama gonna destroy tha racist establishment known as tha white house and is gonna turn it into tha homeboy hotel where all playaz of all ethnicities can come together and discuss ways to make tha world a mo' G'd up place naam' sayin?

So what should I do homies?

Just tell her to remembah to obey yo' pimphand and everythang gon' be aight

Othawise she gonna have to work da streetz to get yo' respect back

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“You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth: cause I'll break yo face.” - Curtis "50 Cent" aka "God" Jackson

I suggest a quick, sharp, punt to the ovaries every time dinner isn't on the table when you get back from a hard days thugging and bugging!

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Thanks fo' tha advice homies but she is threatenin' to call tha police on my black ass and I only got out of jail a little while ago so dey is gonna be taking her side.

I done broke her jaw so she cant call tha police anytime soon but eventually her jaw gonna heal and imma be in serious problems if dis shit aint sorted out, any advice dawg?

Oh! Oh, my ribs! This is the best topic I've seen made in a long time. XD

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Yo normally what I do iz strike da pressure points when my ho do dat

She immediately passes out which gives me ample tyme to run like da thug I iz to da nearest ghetto safe house dere be

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“You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth: cause I'll break yo face.” - Curtis "50 Cent" aka "God" Jackson

Break her fingers, then she can't dial 911. Then lock her in your basement so she can't ask none of her friends to do it for her!

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that's great :]

How long have you been in the ghettos, my man? You're supposed to rape that bitch, break her teeth and then run.

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Shut yo racist mouth up ****** ya'll doesnt know what we Gangsta-Americans go through everyday because of ya'll ****** ass cawnbread muthafuckaz so stop being racist ****** befo' imma stomp yo head in naam' sayin?