So I got shot today cuz da hood be so rough

Anybody know how to stitch bullet wounds effectively lolz? Last tyme I stitched my wound I ended up almost pokin' myself in da eye, I need ta know a mo'bettah way to do dis so it don't open up again

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I don't know abut stitches G, whenever I am in the more rebellious areas of Harare and some treasonous, Mugabe hating miscreant shoots me, I staple the wound and as if by magic I am good as new!

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Vote MUGABE or not at all my friends!

Yo homie dere aint nuthin' a blue Winnie da Pooh bandage cant heal ya know? dey has saved me from 8 bullets, 45 blades and tha unimaginable ammount of racism in dis world so homie ya know dey is good fo' sho

Nah nah, put some of that Elmer's glue stick on it, then get you some duct tape and use it as a band-aid.

Lol, man take yo ass to the hospital. I'll pay if it's that serious....

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Da hood iz rough homie, dey be racism arround hurr and wat ya need to do in da future iz get dem bandadez and tape dem all over yoself.

Dayum thanks playa

I'll remembah dat next tyme, da convenience store I held up only had Barney da Dinosaur bandages

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Barney only works on chemical burns playa but dey be hella good fo' it

Thor hopes you make yourself eligible for a Darwin Award.

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not getting shot is a good way to go.

This is hilarious, doesn't even deserve a comment.

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nvm yeah it does, cause I think you "gangster-american" need to sell your computer and move somewhere you won't find racism lmao DUH. No more bullets, knives etc. Also maybe pay for some speach classes on the side. Actually working like an american and earning a living does help ya' know.