Odin's Guide to Why You Don't Call Guys Drunk (LADIES)

Odin · #1 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 10:29 PM

Ladies, Odin's Guides might have been neglecting you. Here's one that helps you.

You ever meet that guy who seems confident, charming and handsome at a party, decide it's a good idea to fool around a little bit, hey it's all harmless fun (which it is)? However, then you go and make a mistake and try to make something more out of it than it is (a fun, guilt free hook up)?

After you do that, not surprisingly, the guy stops calling. You just didn't seem to get it was a one time, maybe two time thing tops.

Now, you just got your pride hurt so what do you do? You brood for 3 months and then get drunk one night with your girls and then call him drunk. And then he humiliates you (or if he's half the man Odin is, he will). Here's an example of how ugly that conversation can get.

Here's why you NEVER call a guy who's snubbed you when you're drunk. Just let it go. Face it, he's just not that into you.

Back Story: I met this girl at a party. She's a room mate of a friend from college. We got to second (shirts off, on top of pants rubbing). We hung out again about 3 days after the party. Then I stopped calling her and I went away. I didn't call her when I got back and she knew I was back. Last night she calls me at 3 in the morning as I'm nursing a drunk friend who is hugging my toilet. She is giggling and there's noise in the background. Then she hangs up. Thinking a drunk girl wants some of Odin, I send her a text. This is where it all goes south.

These texts are verbatim, down to the grammatical errors and all.

Me: Come over.
Her: Why, im not a guy
Me: Couldve fooled me
Her: So when we made out were you confused about your sexuality?
Me: Were you?
Her: What can I say I like charity
Me: Your just mad because I stopped calling. Its ok
Her: I stopped calling before you stopped calling
Me: If that helps you sleep at night more power to you
Her: Enjoy masturbating yourself to sleep tonight
Me: At least Ill get to more than second with my hand. By the way you suck at kissing
Her: Ditto
Me: Wow that’s original. Any reason you called tonight other than youre drunk lonely and bitter?
Her: Im with friends tonight, which is more then you have going for you.
Me: Right I wasn’t just out for my buds bday. If youre out with friends why are you calling a guy who snubbed you? Your pathetic is showing
Her: You ever stop and think your life is so sad that other people get amusement from it?
Me: Not at all. I got drunk girls texting me all over. Im going to bed. Tell [Friend] I said hi
Her: You mention the drunk girls. But what about the drunk guys?
Me: You’re pathetic have a good night. Get some implants. Blow a tranny. Peace.
Her: Tell me more about blowing trannies. You seem experienced.

She failed. Hard. You may think some of what she said was funny, which admittedly, some of them are. However, all she had was "lol ur gay lol" when I'm textually handing her her ass. Then when I zing her good, she responds with the same thing I just got her with. Fucking weak. After that she starts with a baseless accusation seen her on Arg with the "lol ur a loser with no friends" which is quickly shot down and after that she follows up with another uninspired "lol ur gay."

Ladies, let sleeping dogs lie. Don't embarrass yourself. He doesn't want you. Don't call. It's over. You will get wrecked.

Njord · #2 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 10:38 PM

*slow clap*
or really fast, depending on however you imagine my visage.

Jason Lee Scott · #3 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 10:39 PM

I enjoyed that one alot. Good work.

Baldr · #4 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 10:49 PM

Sounds like she needed a good dicking.

Odin · #5 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 10:52 PM

That's what Odin thought.

Then he didn't want to deal with her bull shit.

Njord · #6 (**permalink**) 09-07-2008, 10:54 PM

Look how she acted with no play.

Now think about what would have happened if Odin "blessed" her.

Just for those guys who'll say, "Man you should've fucked her"