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You - "Hi, how are you?" Her - "Who the fuck are you?" You - "Wow, your eyes are so beautiful." Her - "um..Thanks(?)" *walks away* "Creep.." You - "Well that dog sure is barking over there isn't he." Her - "Yeah. It's awesome." You - "So...Your name?" Her - "Do I know you?/I have a boyfriend./I don't talk to strangers." No thanks. Me - "Hey, I need to ask you a question. This is pretty serious, so I really need you to answer truthfully. Like, this is a life or death situation, So lives are actually depending on your answer." *smile* Her - "..." Doesn't matter what she says really *usually laughs/smiles* Me - "Alright, this will only take a sec but...Reason I'm asking is because a bunch of my friends were over one day, and I had a bunch of my old tapes out..like recordings of Hey Arnold and Powerpuff girls, but they were literally fighting over which one to pick!" Me - "So! Which is better: old school Nickelodeon, or old school Cartoon Network?" Her - "..." Possibilities being she picked the one you like: - "Oh fuck yeah kid! That just earned you some cool points. Not what you like: - "Ah booo! Terrible taste you have. You can't tell me you didn't like Johnny Bravo more than Doug." Never seen CN or Nick - "What hole do you live in? Oh man..that's kid of bad kid. Your childhood was really pathetic wasn't it? Now how many STRINGS of conversation can you ramble on about JUST from that ONE question? 1000, and none of them are directly about her or you. Second, it's not boring. It's an extremely fun topic to talk about, not to mention nostalgic. And then, if you wanted to get to know her, you could say something like.. "So how old are you?" "15" "Oh so you wouldn't know about Cousin Skeeter." Mission accomplished. You guys need work.
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Because there's no way in hell you'd think a guy was trying to pick you up asking about cartoons, unless your life just works that way. xD
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| I disagree with Njord slightly here. I happen to like the saying "Hi" method very much. It's simple and if you're not afraid of conversations, it's easy. Me: Hi, how are you? Her: Who the fuck are you? Me: I'm Firstname Fucking Lastname, that's who the fuck I am. What's going on? Your brashness might turn her on, it might not. If it didn't, she won't be much fun anyway.
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Odin and I deal with those "bitches" and uptight girls that make up for it in bed, so these answers are what we encounter. Quote:
![]() The reason I don't go this route when detailing here is because these kids definitely can't pull that off, since most don't have the "fuck-all" attitude. I don't think too many here are willing to lose the girls they try to pick-up.
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| True. Step number 1 of getting girls is letting them know you can walk away at anytime. If they realize you could be somewhere else at any moment, they're more intrigued. It takes a while to get where I am.
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