Sounds like you're not very... awesome.

Overlap your front ends ventrally and exchange sperm. That should get some conversation going.

But seriously, Njord is right on. If you want to be bored as shit, you can ask about them, but you won't enjoy it at all.

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You sure come up with intelligent responses, dontcha?

It was better than yours...

ANYWAY. It depends on what kind of girl you're wanting. If she's a self-absorbed bitch, ABSOLUTELY talking about herrr is the way to go. But if she's any fun at all, she'll be as bored as you are, and, as you said, just leave.

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"i don't stick it in the wrong hole. I promise."

that always work.

but seriously, use your surroundings, use the events that are happening around you. Yu're in a crowded mall, go up to her (not directly, walk by her and kind of glance at er smile and stop) and say something along the lines of "Jesus, it feels like i'm suffocating in here."

she may either, laugh and nod and say something to continue the conversation. look at you weirdly (45-50% chance), smile and nod if she's shy.

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But you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay
When nigas speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say
You don't know shit, about a dead mans perspective
And talking shit will get your neckbone disconnected
Disrespected nigaz don't show no love
Why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
Cause if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke--IT, King of HipHop

Just ask her about herself. Although most of the stuff girls talk about when they talk about themselves isn't worth listening to, but at least you get them talking.

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Talk about stuff you know you can't afford.

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You don't read shit do you? Review before you post.
This is a bullshit way to start a conversation, because shit is not always happening 24/7. As a matter of fact, I recently gave a friend of a mine a "test" because he claimed he was so awesome with women. I asked him what he would say to a girl that is sitting at a bus stop, waiting for a bus. Nothing is going on but the sun shining, and you have to start a successful conversation that would get her animatedly talking to you. Well, shits not happening and you're fucking stuck like chuck, and she could have been the "one". So get a better plan.

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fine, let me rephrase it. if there's something interesting going or something you can comment on that will strike a decent conversation use it, if you got nothing. see if you can comment on anything sriking about her, but not anything corny or sexual. if you got nothing, just think 'fuck it" smile, and say hi how are you.

better? yes.

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But you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay
When nigas speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say
You don't know shit, about a dead mans perspective
And talking shit will get your neckbone disconnected
Disrespected nigaz don't show no love
Why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug
And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote
Cause if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke--IT, King of HipHop