ok i like a girl name mckenzie i liked her for a long time now me and her talk to each other and we talk for a long time and i think that me and her could go out but idk what she thinks of me but i think she is the most beautifulest girl i ever seen in my life but i dont know how to tell her that i care about her very much can you give me advice ???????

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are you ready to play the game if you are watch out

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Talk to the bitch, maybe you'll get some pussy, pussy.

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i will give you the most useful piece of advice ever, that story wasn't long...



But seriously you should just tell her, whats the worse that can happen? she says no to yoy? well then she isn't worth it then if she does that

She could pull out an ION cannon, and zap his john. So yeah, what's the worst?

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Do you protect against that when you ask some1 out?





Just incase?

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Don't double post, fuckbag, especially for something this fucking stupid.

Fucking flirt with her and ask her out, PERIOD. If she'll talk to you for a long time you've probably got something going.

She may be the most beautiful girl you've seen in your life, but you haven't lived for very long or met very many dead sexy people. Also, you won't care for her once she stops talking to you so don't pull that bullshit.

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

Listen boy
Don't want to see you let a good thing
Slip away

You know I don't like watching
Anybody make the same mistakes
I made

She's a real nice girl
And she's always there for you
But a nice girl wouldn't tell you what you should do

Listen boy
I'm sure that you think you got it all
Under control

You don't want somebody telling you
The way to stay in someone's soul

You're a big boy now
You'll never let her go
But that's just the kind of thing
She ought to know

Tell her about it
Tell her everything you feel
Give her every reason to accept
That you're for real

Tell her about it
Tell her all your crazy dreams
Let her know you need her
Let her know how much she means

Listen boy
It's not automatically a certain guarantee
To insure yourself
You've got to provide communication constantly

When you love someone
You're always insecure
And there's only one good way
To reassure

Tell her about it
Let her know how much you care
When she can't be with you
Tell her you wish you were there

Tell her about it
Every day before you leave
Pay her some attention
Give her something to believe

Cause now and then
She'll get to worrying
Just because you haven't spoken
For so long
Though you may not have done anything
Will that be a consolation when she's gone

Listen boy
It's good information from a man
Who's made mistakes

Just a word or two that she gets from you
Could be the difference that it makes

She's a trusting soul
She's put her trust in you
But a girl like that won't tell you
What you should do

Tell her about it
Tell her everything you feel
Give her every reason
To accept that you're for real

Tell her about it
Tell her all your crazy dreams
Let her know you need her
Let her know how much she means

Tell her about it
Tell her how you feel right now
Tell her about it
The girl don't want to wait too long
You got to tell her about it
Tell her now and you won't go wrong
You got to tell her about it
Before it gets too late
You got to tell her about it
You know the girl don't want
To wait--you got to
Tell her about it

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