It sounds like you're making it a religion. It's what you want, nothing should be expected.

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depending if whoever ur going out w/ is good or not but yea ill say im against kinda . ma last relatipnsship lasted for liuke 5-7 months n after i took a 6 months break from relationships n stuff i hope dis one im in right now will last but hey if it doesnt i'll just say fck it n go back to fishing again

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Ha, they say life's a bitch
But close ya' eyes for a minute, and just bite this dick its Raw

Ive been with my boyfriend for... 15 months now and Ive never been happier. I couldnt imagine changing a single thing.

i'm a relationship type of man. i like to hang out, and i also like the steady sex very much, and get to know how to really please her.

sex is kinda like whiskey, get's better with time

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that is the funniest shit ^^^^

Except for maybe changing him to Njord, and then you'd be really happy.

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Ohh I am really happy, See I like my boys young and fresh.

Virgins are the way to go.

I dont want someone who has been used like an old tampon.

Then stop touching yourself.

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Zing! .

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True Believers:
when people ask small children what they want to be when they grow up they say odin! - thegodcallednick
You know that sound lighting makes called thunder what that really is, it is the noise women make when they sleep with Odin - Tobifreed
Enlightenment is a click away:
Odin's Guide to Confidence
Why You Never Buy a Girl a Drink at a Bar
Odin Debunks the Most Annoying Quote Ever
How To Handle A Manipulative Bitch
Odin's Guide to Body Language

oh fuck that was a great burn

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that is the funniest shit ^^^^