How to Handle a Manipulative Bitch - Page 2

Odin · #11 (**permalink**) 06-18-2008, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Revellion

Lose a battle to win the war, of course. Its a decent plan, still a bad idea though.

I don't know if Sun Tzu would be impressed or insulted at the fact that his 'great strategies of war' are being used for manipulating women for your own amusement.

I think he would be honored.

But as a result of not going to see that bag of ass, I went to a bar with my buddy instead and pulled two numbers. A sorority girl and a lifeguard.

The Irish Car Bomb trick worked...again.

I'm telling you, gents...use it.

Pretty good haul if I do say so myself.

Ready2Wear · #12 (**permalink**) 06-18-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Odin

I think he would be honored.

But as a result of not going to see that bag of ass, I went to a bar with my buddy instead and pulled two numbers. A sorority girl and a lifeguard.

The Irish Car Bomb trick worked...again.

I'm telling you, gents...use it.

Pretty good haul if I do say so myself.

What is the trick? I've only seen you say to drink irish car bombs lol.

Getting numbers at bars is easy. Drunk chicks? HELLO. Try getting two numbers while you're both sober.

sharee · #13 (**permalink**) 06-18-2008, 09:32 PM

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God Odin, you failed that one hard. Haha, happens to the best of us man.

I'll explain the nuances guys.

Girls, especially attractive ones, follow a sort of routine for each guy they meet. After years of being hit on by damn near every human being with balls, they unconsciously record certain attributes losers have (or guys they don't want), and screen for them. This girl simply wanted to be led, probably because she's intimidating to most guys. Her coming off bitchy is just her screen to eliminate the guys she doesn't want. Most likely, she's extremely self-conscious, as Odin pointed out above when he called her a troll.

Odin almost had the game played, and it is a complicated one with her type indeed, because as soon as you think you've won, you find out she's still playing. Basically, Odin should've stayed with the decision to go see "The Happening", maybe even telling Ally that he would buy her a ticket if she bought him popcorn and a drink.

Also, Odin, they set you up from the beginning man. They made themselves the prizes to be sought after when they said they would "hang out with you" if you took them to the movies. It was a lost cause from there. Should've suggested some shit like going to Wal-Mart and then maybe the movies if they're nice. Always make it seem like you have much better things to do than hanging out with them, and if they want to come, that's fine. If not, you'll just have fun without them. it gets their panties in a bunch.

i must admit this is oh so very true. we only do it to test you to see if your worth the time. and these bitches played you like a game of tic tac toe.

Odin · #14 (**permalink**) 06-18-2008, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ready2Wear

What is the trick? I've only seen you say to drink irish car bombs lol.

Getting numbers at bars is easy. Drunk chicks? HELLO. Try getting two numbers while you're both sober.

We were both sober at the time. She was driving, as was I.

And the trick is this.

Order Irish Car Bombs for you and your buddies. While the barkeep is making them, start talking to your targets. Tell them you want them to watch the competition and tell you who the winner is.

Conversation started, battle won.

Enjoy.

LoveIsOurPassport · #15 (**permalink**) 06-19-2008, 12:50 AM

Well God. You wripped the words right off my tongue.

Odin · #16 (**permalink**) 07-08-2008, 06:55 AM

Update:

After a few weeks of banter with this cunt, it has pretty much reached a stalemate.

We were both ripping each other new ones via Facebook messaging (all the while I've been hooking up with girls left and right, mind you, so I'm not wasting any real effort on Ally).

It finally came down to me telling her about the two hook ups I had in one night at a bar (after she had accused me of being too much of a prick to get girls), we then started bantering on what made what attractive to women.

So it went from hostile I HATE YOU sexual tension flirting to "let's talk about what we see in guys/girls" flirting, which is dangerous territory. It could mean they're walking you into a trap (or the friendzone), but it could mean she's interested in you and she's trying to covertly figure out if you're into her.

However, she has an ego too, and mine and hers came to a clash that can't be solved.

After one of my stories she says to me, "God, you really do think you can get my number, don't you?"

The last she ever heard from me was: "That's adorable. You think I want it."

I either hurt her pride so much she stopped talking to me (doubtful) or she had decided I wasn't a tool she could control and use as she pleased and thus, went on to weaker pastures (probable).

MissyK · #17 (**permalink**) 07-08-2008, 07:44 AM

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After one of my stories she says to me, "God, you really do think you can get my number, don't you?"

The last she ever heard from me was: "That's adorable. You think I want it."

Dudes! Do not dismiss this - it works. We actually like when you challange us.

sharee · #18 (**permalink**) 07-08-2008, 08:49 AM

yes challenging is good

Odin · #19 (**permalink**) 07-08-2008, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MissyK

Dudes! Do not dismiss this - it works. We actually like when you challange us.

Well, that's what I thought, but she hasn't responded since, it's been a week.

Oh well.

No use crying over spilled cunts.

**Ripplemagne** · #20 (**permalink**) 07-08-2008, 11:52 PM

See, Odin? Now, you're pro again. <3

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