I don't wanna brag or anything, but I think I might have ended up in the situation that even the Gods won't have a solution for.

So I've been going out with this girl for 2 weeks and I'm ready to break up. We have no connection; nothing to talk about.

Anyway, her pseudo-birthday pool party is tomorrow night (the real bday isn't for another 3 months, but as a tradition, she always celebrates with one of her friends). Tomorrow also happens to be the last day of school.

I still have to get her something, but since I'm a cheap-ass bitch, I don't want to spend much money at all. We're in different cliques, so I don't have to worry so much about seeing her until school starts up again.

So, the question is, how do I avoid breaking up with her now while also avoiding paying the big bucks for the gift?

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the real question is, do you care?

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Well, yeah, I don't want to hurt her. I still think she's a nice girl and I'd like to continue to be friends with her. We're on the same crew team, so I don't wanna have bad blood with her, either. Honestly, that's the more important reason for me.

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Ask her what she wants or ask her friend what she wants. And then you have to decide if you want to break up, not pay and not get ass. Or not break up, pay and get ass.

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It's not the gift that makes your girl happy, it's the thought that counts. Get her Something affordable and means that you care. It's just money you can get alot more.

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See, I don't want to get her anything TOO thoughtful that's gonna make her think I'm absolutely in love with her or anything. That would just make the breakup worse.

Can't wait for the Norse Gods to speak up...

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How bout your present for her is pleasure? Problem solved.

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All right butter brains, here's what you do. Follow these steps IN THIS EXACT ORDER!!

1.Go to the store.
2.Buy a "Get Well Soon" card
3.Go find your girl at the party
4.Break up with her
5.Give her the damn card

Easy, right? Hey, your welcome. It was no trouble at all, really!

Come on man, don't set up the killer suspense with "THE GODS WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT!!!" to a shitty issue like this.

Follow shocky's advice.

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Go to the party and don't bring a gift. She won't cause a scene at her own party (if she does, it makes her look like an asshole, so just act defensive like you were having someone bring it in a car because it was huge but now she's an ungrateful cunt and isn't getting it), and she'll act like nothing is wrong.

Later when she gets mad and you ask the inevitable "What's wrong?" she'll let you know it's because you didn't get her a gift, then you break up with her for being materialistic and petty.

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