fuck you odin. no one cares what you think. just go play with ur barbie dolls you little prick

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Is little skaterproethan mad? Did mean old Odin point out the truth?

Go home a fuck your skateboard, kid.

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As sad as it is, Odin is correct. Girls will whine to all of their friends that you didn't get them a gift. They aren't going to make a scene at their own party, especially since they don't know if you're planning anything. But they will definitely put a sour puss on either later that night or the next day. Pseudo-depression is a fantastic manipulation tool for girls.

I'm assuming the party is over now because you said it for the next day. But I'll give my input anyway. You can try buying something that's not exactly expensive, but gets the job done, but I assume you want to spend no money. I have a plan for you though. Tell me what you think and if that won't work for you, then I'll formulate another game plan for you.

You can try to take her out for dinner and maybe a game of mini-golf or bowling. Something that you'll get your money worth out of, but she'll really enjoy at the same time. Just tell her, at the party, you're preparing it all for next week or as early as you can manage it. But that's all banking on if you want to spend any money whatsoever. I like this solution because you get to have fun as well. But unless you make it a really grand day, be prepared for her to be pissy. Plan out the entire day, so you have a bunch of things to do and you can soothe the beast within.

Avoid lying and making up something. Trying to avoid the problem by saying it got stolen or something of that sort makes it worse. Never use solutions such as those to solve the problem. If you get caught, you're boned.

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tell her that her present is in the bathroom, when she's in there bash her head against the sink. do it right and you'll have her for 1.5 hours for your "action" and she'll break up with you. do it wrong and you'll get 25- life. and fyi, the defense "i just wanted to get some ass from her unconscious body" will fail.

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that is the funniest shit ^^^^

Haha, that would be PERFECT if I were a necrophiliac. I like kinky stuff, but not quite that far...

Anyway, you guys seem to be under the impression that I'm doing this so I can get other ass over the summer, but I'm really not.

SITUATION UPDATE:

So I ended up deciding I would hold it together for a while and give her another chance. I brought a so-so gift to her party and was relieved when they didn't open presents there.

However, she called me today to tell me she absolutely LOVED my gift. I was just like, "really?"

Anyway, we're going to a party tonight that will be mostly rising juniors and seniors (we're rising sophomores), so she won't know a lot of people. I'm hoping for some action tonight.

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Rofl such a dumb ass. You are here by cursed to be a virgin.
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Strickens advice is pretty much the same. If there will be other girls at the party flirt around a bit. Scan the area for a good looking girl of your taste. When the party is over ask one of them out, and leave with a simple goodbye.

I'm sure your Girl will get the picture

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or....

get her a teddybear that's holding a heart that says "i love you". wait until it's 1 hour before sunset before giving it to her, thentell her you have something special to show her. bring her to a cliff or on top of a big hill or ridge just outside your town. tell her how much she means to you. then when she's all love drunk on you, take a knife out of your pocket and hit her in the abonim with it, then throw her off the hill/cliff and call it in, say that you guys encountered a man who took your wallet, stabbed her, and threw her over the cliff. you'll then have 3 minutes to bury your wallet and knife.




^^ i love romance

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