my gf's soccer team are really close and her 2 best friends are seniors who are leaving and her assistant coach left to join the marines and then her head coach announced that he was stepping down next year.! she seems depressed lately any suggestions on how to "cure" her lol thanks

"Cure" = multiple orgasms. Go for it!

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remind her that you'll be there for her instead of them..
oddly, i agree with njord. the gods really do know all.

Quit being a bitch and man up.

Take care of your woman

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ok but she is kinda prude and i've had experience b4 so how do i get her to fool around with me


ps there is only ONE TRUE God...The Trinity

Obviously if you've hadd experience, you don't truly believe in the Christian Trinity.

That being said, escalate the action. Start kissing her, then kiss her neck and grab her butt, then move up to her breasts...


You get the picture. The point is to escalate her horniness.

As comedian Daniel Tosh has said: I don't joke about rape, because rape is never funny, but let's talk real here. We're all adults here. No doesn't mean no. No means 'Work the neck and nipples and try again in 5 minutes.' If no really meant no every man would die a virgin.

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ok thanks, and yes i do and have a strong faith in God, and if u can't see that, then i guess i'll be looking down on ur while u burn in hell


don't get me worng, i don't wish that apon anyone but if you know the word and deny it then there is nothing i can do

jesus loves and saves

Get her turned on homeslice. Make out at your house or something, and then when she bullshits around as you try to get a hand in, end it completely and ask her if she wants to play cards. Try again in 10 minutes, see if she lets you push further. Repeat the process if she bullshits again, killing all energy (not angrily) and just go to some friendly activity. *No touching during this activity either, unless you plan on escalating it* I don't know where I got this from, but it works.

By the way, no means no. So if she says, I don't think we should be doing this - That isn't nessacerily a 'No', so you could say,
"Oh yeah, we totally shouldn't be doing this" and escalate the emotion. But if she goes, "No, we really shouldn't be doing this." End it, before you end up on rape charges.


Didn't need the preaching but thanks for the information, I know who God is.

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It's called a freeze out.

And Ericgo, if you were a true Christian, you'd know you can't condemn anyone to hell, nor can you know who God condemns and why.

Don't come up here with an oversimplified theology, I will knock you down.

Besides, I'm Odin All-father. I have tea with Jesus every Tuesday.

Sometimes I let him beat me at golf.

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Thought Christians were all no sex before marriage?

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