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I know almost all there is to know about relationships. I obviously can't really prove it with a badge or anything so just ask away!

No.

Whether or not you are qualified will be determined by your peers.
Once you have gained the respect, admiration, and constant requests to solve problems pertaining to this subject - then you can post something like this.

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Basically, you have to reach a level that Njord and I and a 'few' others have obtained.

Also, I will repeat, just because it's happened to YOU doesn't mean any one should CONSULT YOU about it

Simply for the fact people want a shoulder to cry on these days. It'd turn out more being the "zomg that happened to me i know how you feel [insult bullshit advice from the drama queen]"

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Relationships are really something you need to figure out for yourself as you go on from guy/girl to guy/girl.

Kinda like sex. Can't ask how you do it. If you miss the target, practice. You'll get it.

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"Relationships are really something you need to figure out for yourself as you go on from guy/girl to guy/girl."

why then are half of these forums asking for advice <_>

You don't know anything about relationships.

At least not until I see you post.

Odds are, you're a cum chugging moron like the rest of 'em.

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"why then are half of these forums asking for advice <_>"

Well, sure, you're asking for advice but it's still up to you to learn what real relationships about (knowing that this website won't always exist). People can give advice, but you still have to learn to live/deal with/do the actions you need to do/learn for yourself.

And it's just cool to talk to people about different problems you may be having, or hearing somebody else's opinion on a specific topic.

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exactly.

and go ahead odin, test me, fire a question at me.
the only cum-chugging going on around here is being done by certain dumbasses who keep saying I need advice then say "that won't work, I'll just be sad and not listen"

I take a "nice guy" approach to things, which will contrast to much of the dicketry around here.

true..

but do we need a nice guy approach?

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Nope. We already have it: Bullshit.

You're coming here with intent on saying, "Hey, it's okay. We all feel your pain. Listen, life is like a box of chocolates..bullshit blah blah bullshit"

Sure, the person you're talking to will say, "Thanks man, you really tried to understand." But I say, "Get your head out of your ass, and get your shit together. No one gives a fuck about that." which would be totally true, and people posting here realize it all the time. I ALWAYS get replies like, "Wow Njord, fuck you, but you're totally right."

Your consoling and dick sucking isn't needed: If kids can't handle the way we impart our wisdom, fuck them. They shouldn't be on the internet asking shit. Might as well get some good shit instead of the same bullshit their 'best friends' give them anyways.

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The Broken Path - Understanding Other's Mistakes