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Old 04-13-2008, 09:17 PM
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You idiots (except PO5C) have no clue about female anatomy, which makes it twice as hilarious when Thor reads you giving lessons about "how tight a girl should feel" as if you are some kind of expert, when in reality the last (and only) pussy you saw was your neighbors cat.
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Old 04-14-2008, 11:31 PM
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No usually chicks lie and say they have had sex less than they have.
Guys say they've had more than they actually have had.
It's the rule of 3.
Gotta love American Pie.

But no way after 25 times she would be that tight, or even twice... maybe once.
i have to give u that i love american pie and u can get good quotes
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Old 04-14-2008, 11:58 PM
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I totally know your problem:

Stop trying to fuck the back of her knee. The vagina is a little higher up.
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:31 AM
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...Usually its the guy who lies about the sex...who gives a shit? Hit it or quit it.
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Old 04-16-2008, 10:47 AM
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yeah i agree that the guys are the ones who usually lies about their sex countdown... but... some... crazy girls... also lie about the sex life... i don't really know what they get from that... maybe their thinking that the more they sound like a whore the more their unexperienced partner get turned on... i dunno it's just a guess though..

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Old 04-16-2008, 11:07 AM
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shitload of chicks lie about this stuff, for attention of pity. Anything to get people to look at them. Then when they admit to lieing they make a HUGE deal about it so even more people will check out what's going on.
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