I send her emails but she does not reply

I suffered through her concert recently but she seemed on intent on pleasing dumbshit little 13 year old girls with autographs. Why do that when I'm willing to give her true emotional satisfaction, not that facade of popularity?

I just don't understand, what am I doing wrong?

I mean she's ASKING for someone to touch her body and always sings about love but I'm beginning to think she's just a sellout that preys on the emotions of young women to get her quadruple plutonium records.

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Mariah Carey, you say... This Mariah Carey?
Yeah, i really don't get her...

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Sometimes stop, look back.
They're haunting you, pure black.
Relinquished dreams, fallen leaves,
freezing wind, memories.

LOLLOOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneonoeneone 2 2 2 3 three

can i has her addy? plz

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"Kaleidoscopic, fantastic images surged in on me, alternating, variegated, opening and then closing themselves in circles and spirals, exploding in colored fountains, rearranging and hybridizing themselves in constant flux. It was particularly remarkable how every acoustic perception, such as the sound of a door handle or a passing automobile, became transformed into optical perceptions..."

-Dr. Albert Hoffman (The man who blessed the world with LSD)

*smacks*

Stop being stupid, Callmuray.

hahahahahaha!1 are u jokin! like seriously! im guessing you are like a deluded little kid!!! sorry if this sounds nasty cause it aint supposed to be!!

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Yes, it should. He deserves all of our rage and hatred. either he's a troll, in which case he won't mind and it will be funny all around, or he's an idiot, and needs to be convinced to put himself down for the good of the gene pool.

haha ok then it was mean!! lol

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I'm pretty sure he was joking

Whatever, you all just wait. You think I'm not serious? She is my one true love. I would stalk her if I had the time.

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You aren't offering her drugs at low low prices, that's why you are having no success. You also probably have not offered to let her touch your sphincter.

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