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lucasimo · #1 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:43 AM

ok heres the thing i like this girl (since 5th grade) but shes left my school got a guy and had her 1st kiss. she nows i like her but she just acts like i dont exsit and i am husky and she thinks im fat so that sucks 2. i need a way 2 win her over. Help!

Deflorated Mistress · #2 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:44 AM

Generally, we start with courtship dances 1 month prior to the date. This should attract multiple females to your territory. Once you are satisfied with the number/interest/quality level of the females, you can begin building your nest. I recommend a width to height ratio of 1.6113 to 1 - nothing daring, but traditional is the way to go here. If your desired mate loses interest in favor of another male, you will have to battle him. Your "mobile nest," or car, will serve as the medium of competition. Females generally gravitate towards tacky pieces of **** like Mustangs and convertibles - no Lexus LS600HL, Mercedes S-class, or BMW M5 for you - the quality of these vehicles will fly right over their heads, for their minds are feeble. Once you get her into your vehicle, copulate.

Note: A giant robot can easily destroy all other males' cars, as well as kill them, giving you victory by default. If the women still avoid you, do them a favor and jump off a cliff.

slamfest49 · #3 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:45 AM

omg you SICK copied and pasted!!!

Deflorated Mistress · #4 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:47 AM

Whatever, this is original content.

But, because some people don't look around, I have to let several topics know about the courtship dances.

lucasimo · #5 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:47 AM

ok dat waz stupid whoever did the thing about the nest and i need ADVICE GOD DAMN IT

hearmyrawr · #6 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:48 AM

shes not going to like you if she already doesnt.
your out of luck.
find someone else.

Deflorated Mistress · #7 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucasimo

ok dat waz stupid whoever did the thing about the nest and i need ADVICE GOD DAMN IT

Hey, you're shit out of luck, otherwise.

Why not give it a shot? It worked for me and my hoards of women.

slamfest49 · #8 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:49 AM

AMEN to that.

lucasimo · #9 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:49 AM

datz the problem i tried 4getting about her i cant though theres just something avout her idk

Deflorated Mistress · #10 (**permalink**) (**Report Post**) 04-10-2008, 02:50 AM

It's probably her tits, dude.

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