O.k. there's a ton of girls at my school all very lovely, and a lot of them have tried to get my to date them. I'll talk them out on a casual date and everything but then I get nervous and start talking like a crazed idiot not making any sense, going from subject to subject with it not making any sense. Any ideas?

well, if you do that your not meant to have a girlfriend.. loser

umm dont talk crazed and find a topic she can talk about to?
or do my way and be the funniest guy ever round her.

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I find signatures useless and stupid. I hope I never make one. O god damnit

Its not that I mean to do that it just happens. I've taken a few girls out that I really like, but I wind up having to excuse my self because I get nervous and babble about useless stuff, so I go to the men's room and try to calm myself down. But it continuously happens.

ask a question then let them talk and make funny comments?
Other than that i don't have much advice

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I find signatures useless and stupid. I hope I never make one. O god damnit

pretend they are guys w/ different parts-

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But then I fidget and they seem to think I'm uninterested.

not if you tell them you are-just lie to your self repetitively-and pretend its nothing and if you do get rejected try to shrug it off-

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He obviously sociable and girls respect him, so calling him a loser sounds like penis envy.

Regardless, relationships aren't what they're all cracked up to be. You're young, and obviously in with the ladies, just go out and have fun. Fuck a few if you can.

As for getting nervous. Slow down, you shouldn't even be talking that much about yourself anyways. Tell a little about yourself, ask her about herself, and then move on to something similar.

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sneek up behind them with a blunt object
crack it over thier head,
drag them away for a "date"

that is probably the only way a bitch like you will get laid

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white vs black
dressed in all white
we raise our right fist to them
those who feel no pain
those dressed in all black
with glory out of mind we charge
the mice hide and wait
wait til it's over and they can go back
back to being mice
i envy them but i know
i know they will envy me