Actually, a sphincter is not the asshole itself. Its the thing that keeps your asshole closed so you don't shit all over yourself. Without the sphincter, we'd be walking, talking, fapping babies...

Leave her. She's not worth months of blue balls.

At this rate, by this time next year you'll be able to touch her boobies ABOVE her bra!

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thats nice, but not going to happen =]

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I am guessing you have never had a first kiss before. It's mad hard to do the first time but once you get over the one bump everything is easier. You will regret not doing this and it doesn't matter where, it could be right outside of school and all you gotta say to her is "Hey, you wanna go talk over here?" or say to your friends "Can we get a little moment in private?" Even if they are looking at you it doesn't matter if anything they'll think you got more balls. Good luck kid.


By the way you shouldn't go off on Callmaury like that, he's just having a little fun. But also Callmaury you shouldn't be making fun of him for asking about something like this on this forum. I am pretty sure that is what part of this forum is for? Also he probably asked on the internet because he was embarrassed to ask someone he knew, anyone would be. I am just saying you two should just chill.