Egalitarian Duplicity

“The very existence of government at all, infers inequality. The citizen who is preferred to office becomes the superior to those who are not, so long as he is the repository of power, and the child inherits the wealth of the parent as a controlling law of society.” — James Fenimore Cooper, ‘The American Democrat’.

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.” — Thomas Jefferson, ‘The Declaration of Independence’.

Perhaps one of the most irritatingly overused and abused quotes used among pseudo-intellectuals to justify their hackneyed, brain washed arguments and “logic”. It has been so over-utilized in our era that many have even begun to perceive it to have a biblical basis, where it does not. (More on that later.)

What’s, perhaps, the most appalling about it is that it’s so often para-phrased, misquoted and misconstrued, that it has taken the course of a philosophy that it was never meant to be associated with.

The American colonists, during and before the Revolutionary War of the United States, wrote the Declaration of Independence in response to a mandate of heaven (id est, divine right or born superiority) imposed by the King of England during that time period.

Its implication was not that we are all equal in every respect and that there is no such matter as superiority and inferiority and that total egalitarianism is the only recourse for government. Actually, such a philosophy would lean more toward a Communist government than a Democracy/Socialist Republic. What these words entailed was that God does not give anyone Divine Right of Kings.

What these famous words also did was allow for a righteous outlook toward the “unalienable rights” of a government’s citizens. Enacting that they have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The Declaration further boasts the idea that a government is in place to ensure the stability of a nation and if a government fails to acknowledge such, its citizens have the right to overthrow it.

That, my friends, is what the aforementioned quote entails. Not that we are all born of some identical strand of DNA that makes us carbon copies of one another.

This quote has gone to such exceeding lengths by misinformed, delusional pseudo-intellectuals that it has found its way into biblical discussion and even well read Christians believe that these words were uttered somewhere in the Bible’s context. But, in all actuality, said texts affirm a distinction between individuals. Squander your time cycling through your Bible or searching online; you will find nothing that validates the view that all people are equal.

So, why, then, is society so baned by the concept of a superior specimen — an alpha male, of sorts? Barring, of course, the obvious inferiority complex that plagues the hearts of man, it’s a standardized philosophical doctrine that has made for itself an extravagantly vigorous stronghold stagnated by a chorus of sheep, reciting the perceived credentials of its values. In other words, it’s been polluted into our minds by the media and voices that we are meant to trust at a young age and ingrained into our cerebral cortex. Ergo, you’re being brain washed before you’re even old enough for it to be considered brain washing.

With such an outlook toward life advocated by programs like Disney, Nickelodeon and other franchises that teach our children values like “don’t cheat”, “do well in school”, “be honest” and other fundamental assets, we take such a philosophy and put it in conjunction with ethical principles such as “don’t bully someone.”

Without it being challenged adamantly, people are wrapped into this web of thinking — allowing the television and media agendas to think for them — and it eventually becomes a majority view. Once it becomes a majority’s outlook, then it becomes even more difficult to view as “wrong” or “flawed” because it seems to be a matter of common sense, when in reality, it’s not.

Such a philosophy is a way for losers to validate their loss to a winner. As a hypothetical, lets imagine a debate between two people of the highest intellectual quotients on the planet. Quite obviously, there is going to be a winner. As a byproduct, there has to be a loser because for every winner, there is (at minimum) one loser.

The winner is, of course, celebrating and stands on top, proudly. As he should. Now, how do you think the loser feels? Inferior, perhaps? So, what is the logical thing to do here? It’s not enough that the judges will give him a medal for effort, but now, our loser has to validate his loss in his mind with such anecdotes as “everyone is equal!” He will, then, begin to critically examine his subordinate and attempt to address any flaw he can find in this individual to further validate his own sense of consciousness.

But that is why he will never be as good as our winner. Because instead of saying “I lost, but I’ll get ‘im next time,” he spends his times looking for ways to feel better about his loss. Thereby, wasting time that can be used to be prepared for round two.

The fact of the matter is that we’re not all equal. If you threw everyone into the middle of the ocean, do you think they would all live? Do you think they would all die? No, some would live and some would die because we are not equal.

That’s not to say that equality doesn’t exist, but it’s not an absolute concept. To claim that all people are equal is to oppose many biblical concepts. In addition, it contradicts the very concept of natural selection and survival of the fittest.

So, when I say that I am better than Random Moron 63, it’s not because I’m a jerk. It’s because I’m being honest when it comes to the bare view of how the world works.

Njord’s Guide to Having Standards

Making the rules for playing your game

Many times, girls and guys come to me with questions like “My boyfriend cheated on me, what should I do??” or “My boyfriend is in jail for something he promised he would never do again…should I stick with him or move on?” and even “There’s this nice guy who’s always showering me with unearned compliments and gifts, always making me feel special…but I don’t know if I should date him because he never says ‘NO’!” Questions like these irk me to an extent because I feel like one should already know the somewhat obvious answers. However, I forget that not everyone has lived my life, and as teenagers it’s your job to make mistakes, get hurt, and be happy in relationships in order to grow as a person for the more important relationships in the future. So, Uncle Njord is going to try and help you ease some of the troubles you may have in finding the right person, so that your relationship doesn’t die a fiery death of incompatibility and sexual frustration.

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Njord’s Guide to Hints (IOIs)

Your personal cheat sheet to understanding women

Let’s face it: females are complicated. You need a Secret Society Decoder Ring, high level code breaking ingenuity and comprehension skills to even wave at them. The way they talk, along with the things they do, can confuse the hell out of any logical young man. But what good would Uncle Njord be if he didn’t lay down the signs the ladies drop to let a man know that they’re interested? Well…I’d still be awesome, but you kids would continue to wallow in your pathetic nature, and all of your women would be sexually frustrated, which is like dealing with PMS*9000.

Click here to learn the secrets of women..

Njord’s Guide to Approaching

…What the hell is this? I was taking a much needed vacation, and here you kids are, sitting on my front porch…Again! Whatever, Uncle Njord has still got the stuff to make you kids great. But I’m already pretty awesome from the first few guides. Yeah, and you’re NOT sitting in Valhalla, you’re NOT with the girl of your dreams, and you’re NOT me. So, unfortunately, you can’t be awesome. On to glory.

So there’s a cute girl sitting across from you in class, standing in front of you in line at the movies, looking at sexy panties at Wal-Mart. A man once said, “Beauty is common” and that is true. There are beautiful women everywhere, and you will catch yourself wanting to talk to a lot of them, but usually, we’ll psyche ourselves out of it 99% of the time. Time to fuck that up the ass and run with it. Now, despite popular opinion, there is no professional service that goes out to “holla at bitches” for you.

This guy doesn’t exist.

What the hell is a young man to do with all these incredible women surrounding him and absolutely nothing on his mind to talk to them about? Does he ask his cute classmate for the answer to number 3? Does he tap movie girl on the shoulder to query her interests in film? Does he suggest the red instead of blue to the girl buying naughty underclothes at Wal-Mart?

That’s exactly what he does! Too many of you guys scour the internet for canned lines (basically pick up lines), drown your brain with the methods of cult-like PUA communities, and spend too much time racking your brain for incredible shit to say to a beautiful girl you see when the easiest thing you can do is just TALK.

However, there is a secret word that will get you in, easy. Every time. The number one thing you can say, and the easiest shit to remember, is so simple that you’ll kick yourself for not trying it. However, this isn’t for everyone. It took me years to discover the power of this approach and one was of the great laws of the universe Odin discovered only after giving an entire eye. I’m only sharing it with you because if you’re reading this, I know that you’re already on the path to glory. It’s only a matter of time before you discover it anyways, and maybe it is my destiny, my fate, my wyrd to share with you the powers of this world beyond human understanding. It will be incredibly hard to say this and believe that what you are doing will eventually get you the girl of your dreams, but it’s foolproof. I swear to you on the very halls of the All-Father.

The number one thing you can say when approaching a girl you don’t know is… and I hope you’re ready..

“Hi.”

You felt that didn’t you? You felt that release of power, saw the lights dimming, heard the wind rustling the leaves outside as the silent reading of this word invoked the very spirit of every woman on the planet.

Seriously now, and I shit you not, you can rarely go wrong by just walking up a girl and saying “Hi.” I promise. It’s in a book somewhere. You’ll have a dozen and a half fears holding you back, but fuck them. She, or her potential rejection, can’t kill you, and even if you completely embarrass yourself, you still won’t be dead. If you’ve ever seen American Gangster, you’ll find an incredible example of this. Frank Lucas sees the women who will be his future wife, walks up to her and the first thing out of his mouth is “Hi.” She smiles, says “Hi” and he’s golden from there, getting Puerto Rican ass for the rest of his life.

So, the next time you see a girl you want to talk to, just walk up with confidence, and say “Hi.” Ask her name, offer your hand and shake, and if you can’t think of shit else, then just say, “Well I just had to come over and introduce myself to such a cute/pretty/sexy/ravenous/schön girl. It was well worth it. Nice meeting you.” Smile and walk off. Girls like to give eye contact when they want you to approach, so if some chick looks at you way too long, take it as a hint to go tell her that she’s looking at you way too long.

Tips for the Approach:

• Never approach directly from behind. What would you do if some huge guy just appeared out of nowhere with, “Break Yo’self! Give me yo’ goddamn number!” Yeah…Girls shit their pants too. So don’t do that shit. Come at an angle. At least let them see you in their peripheral so she doesn’t scream, and you don’t end up alley-raped by the bouncers of Club 69.

• Keep your body language back. Ever had someone stand over you in a way that made you squirm? Like a teacher, peering over your desk during a test. That’s overbearing body language. Said person is encroaching your personal space, and unless you two are having sex, there’s no reason to be that close. Women feel the same. Don’t lean in until you’re sure that she’s interested in you. Face her at an angle for a few minutes. Don’t just rush her with all of your energy.

• Watch your energy. No one wants some hyped up 10 year old, high on Red Bull, sugar, and life, with an acute form of ADHD, bouncing up to them asking random questions about their sex life, the wife and kids, little Jimmy’s Minor League standings, their relationship with the Prince of Kadath or the last time they prayed to the FSM at the Star Trek Federation University. If you’re at a club, a school dance, or a party, try to match the energy of the person/group you’re approaching. Sometimes, slightly higher is good to get them on your level if you want to dance, or you’re in a hurry, etc. etc. In an urban setting, just stick with matching. Never be a downer. No one likes the downers.

• Keep your body language open. When you close yourself off, you’ll give off a “cold” vibe quickly with certain quirks like folding your arms in front of your chest, holding something there (i.e. drink, folder, hands in tit-cupping fashion), having your hands in your pockets, or crossing your legs with your knee facing her. It “closes” you off, as if you don’t want to talk to her. Read the body language guide for more details.

• Respect her personal space. I know I said something about encroaching earlier, but this is different. Imagine everyone being a foot taller and 100lbs bigger and stronger than you, each of said persons having the very real potential to kill you or pack your fudge tighter than a virgin’s lovebox on a snowy, Winter Sunday morning with her “Crazy Joe” Dad, threatening to host Alabama’s 3045th Shotgun wedding if anything sexual, or of the sort, goes down in his house. Yeah, I didn’t think you’d like it. Even if she invites you to approach, that doesn’t give you the explicit rights to fondle her body. Keep it lite, like you’d treat a little sister, with handshakes and light touches on the shoulder or elbows. But don’t go picking her up, trying to Gieco her home.

• Fucking smile. Not a goofy, clown guffaw and all, but you can just grin, smile deviously, encouragingly, etc - depending on the situation. Trust me, your emotions will literally mirror onto the person you’re talking to. Though I’ll explain most of this later, the gist of it is that we, as social beings, have a tendency to copy each others’ emotions - like when you find yourself smiling before the joke ends, or laughing just because 20 others are. If you’re nervous/uncomfortable, and show it, she’ll be like that as well, and could attribute that as a warning to not stick around you. Use your facial expressions to your advantage, and don’t keep them plastered on your face. You’ll just look stupid and insecure.
  

  and not as cool as this guy

All in all-

• Approach with confidence and a smile. Be warm and friendly. It helps. I promise. It’s in a book somewhere.

If I’m wrong, try to tell me so. You’ll be wrong, but at least you tried. Lots of love.

~Njord the Wise <3

A Dime a Dozen

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

The first date is a tough time for any young man. After successfully gaining the attention of a beautiful, young maiden, the young man must then prove his mettle on an exclusive outing that will hopefully build upon a blossoming relationship. Of course, this young man might have a number of what can only be described as major quandaries invade and soon take over his mind:
What to say, where to go, and what to wear are all worried over for unreasonable amounts of time until the young man is somewhat pleased that his selections will appeal to the beautiful maiden. As he makes his way to her ever-so-humble abode, one last little quandary creeps into his mind. Should he, as a young man, show up at the door empty handed, or bearing gifts..such as flowers? Will she spurn his advances for not placating her? Even worse, what if she rejects him for being too forward? What if she’s allergic to flowers? Oh, god what if the flowers kill her???
Have you ever been in this young man’s position? Ladies, do guys have better chances of wooing you if he shows up on your porch with a dozen, red ones?

Should guys bring flowers on the first date?

Obama or McCain?

Saturday, November 01, 2008

With Election Day looming over the “land of the free, and home of the brave” many, if not all of us have already chosen the candidate we’ll be voting for, or supporting, on Tuesday. However, which is truly more qualified to lead America through the myriad of problems it’s facing? From huge economic meltdowns that threaten the well-being of the entire planet, to Homeland Securities that are constantly being tested and threatened, the next President will have some pretty big objectives to pass in order to get this nation back on the right track. America is on the verge of making serious history, no matter which way it goes. Either the first female Vice President or the first African American President in our history will make headlines across the globe. With only 3 days until the nation chooses a president, do you know the facts about the candidates? Does emotion, media hype, gossip, rumors, racial loyalty, parents/friends/teachers, religious beliefs, or logic influence your decision?

Which candidate do you support, and why?

Speak your mind here.

Walk This Way

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Since its onset as a successful genre in the early 1970s, Hip-Hop has easily merged with various music cultures in a major way. However, one major genre, and its followers, weren’t as willing to allow a mesh of societies. Rock, in its various forms, has held strong front against Hip-Hop/Rap, and hardcore fans of both sides believe the opposing genre is worthless as music. However, there have been many instances where the two genres were able to blend beautifully, almost killing the presumptions from the factions of both fields, though nothing has really merged their disbelief into a complete acceptance of one another.

Which is better: Rock or Rap, or are they just two incredible forces ready to take over the world?

Cut for the Cure

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Though every E-warrior across the galaxy has declared their proclamations as law, I think we all know how skewered the opinions of ITGs are. Though nothing new, cutting is defined as a form of dealing with depression or other emotional issues that a person (usually a teenager) is plagued with. However, what’s the reasoning behind it? Do cutters think about what they do before they make that first sliver into the skin? Does it really aid in coping with emotions, or is it just a cry to the world saying, “Someone please look at me, I’m desperate for attention!!”
Is a cutter synonymous with emo? Let’s get down to the vein of the issue (bad joke?)

Are cutters truly attention whores?

Talk about it here

I Can Do Anything You Can Do Better

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Throughout today’s society, women are fighting for what they believe is their God-given right as human beings: An equal standing among men. Throughout the history of mankind there have been very few cultures, societies, and empires, the biggest of which was the Ancient Egyptian culture, that gave women the same rights as men. Though constantly proving their worth, women across the globe are still struggling with their rights from the very beginning. From the workforce to the playing field, girls are apt to showing that they are made of stronger stuff. However, is it all in vain? Are men just destined to sit on top of the social food chain?

Will women ever truly be equal to men?

Talk about it here

Campaign ‘08 - Exclusive Interview: Odin, The All-Father

After uncanny developments following the first Presidential Debate, the “Norse Gods” of the Asgardian Party have been making incredible gains in what was once described as a tight race. Though no where near the lead, Odin the All-Father has impacted voters in a way most thought was impossible, drawing a very large percentage away from the other main Presidential hopefuls, John McCain and Barack Obama. Of course, I felt the public needed to know a bit more of Odin’s stance when it comes to a few domestic issues, though it was going to be hard…well hard if I was a human…to summon him. After 2 weeks or so, I had enough sacrificial virgins (72), cookies (chocolate chip), and mead (tasty) to please him for a few minutes (3) while we could speak on the issues the people are concerned about the most. I met him in his hall, Valhalla, where thousands of warriors live daily in preparation for the great war, Ragnarök. Of course, I had my own [KILLER] reputation there, and was immediately flogged by some 300 women (and some of the weaker Valkyrie, who just couldn’t help themselves) that happened to be in the room. The commotion caused the other 4-500 in the next room to start flooding the hallways just to get a peak at my incredible visage. Of course, Odin was understanding and we had our fill of meat, cheese, wine and women. We had to bat a few out as a dozen or so lingered after grown-up time, and that feeling of “Why is she still here?” was starting to creep over the both of us. After kicking out the last of the stragglers, I sat at the fire while Odin pulled up his High Chair, and we commenced with the interview.

Njord:
Odin, the All-Father. The new candidate for United States President. I think the majority of the people know the basics of your bid for leadership, but what made you decide to run for the presidency?
Odin:
Well, as I’ve stated many times before, I spent many years in America as Vegtam the Wanderer.  In fact, I had a drink or two on Benjamin Franklin.  That guy was alright. Well, anyway. So I took a liking to America, all it was built on, what it stood for, the message it sent. And America was always a bad ass in the Viking sense of the word.  I mean, if you look at the Monroe Doctrine, some pissant little agricultural nation just stood the fuck up and said “Hey, rest of the world…this is our area now.  If you mess with them, you mess with us.”
It was incredibly ballsy and they immediately gained my respect, however, in recent years, I’ve noticed a problem called “liberal hippie bed-wetting” or as it’s more commonly known as “political correctness”
So I decided I had had enough and if anyone is going to lead America back to it’s glory days of giving it hard and straight and letting those who were jealous have hurt feelings, it better be the Norse God of Awesome and Everything in Between, Odin!
Njord:
You don’t believe that your brash nature, strong words, and general “fuck it” attitude won’t put off potential voters? Because I don’t think many will put up with being told that their country is full of “liberal hippies”
Odin:
They can go fuck themselves.
NEXT QUESTION!
Njord:
Ahahah, well then.
One of the biggest problems facing America today is the myriad of wars we’re entangled in at the moment. What are your views on them and how to you plan to deal with each?
Odin:
I intend to not make the same mistake as most recent war time presidents have, and it’s a simple concept that had Hitler done it, we’d all be speaking German, and this concept, bear with me now, is called: “Letting the generals fight the war.”
What I mean by that is politicians and presidents since Vietnam on have always been to hands on with the way wars are fought, yet anyone who’s watched even seconds of CSPAN knows, that politicians know PRECISELY dick about shit.
You know who does know dick about shit?  The commanders on the ground.  The men who’ve made their bones in the Armed Forces:
The men who’ve spent 30+ years leading troops and making battle plans.
The men who’ve devoted their collective genius to war, rather than civilian endeavors which would have made them infinitely more rich and affluent.
The men who’ve graduated something called “The Command and Staff College” and “The War College.”
The men who know what needs to be done and how it needs to get done and when it can be done as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Njord:
You seem to have a lot of respect for the commanders in the thick of these wars.
Now it’s been widely speculated that the Norse god ‘Thor’ is a potential pick for Secretary of Defense, should you get the Presidential position.
Odin:
That is a terrible, terrible lie
Who the fuck wins wars through defense?
That’s the pussification of America I’m striving to fight against. Bring back the good ol’ days, the days your grandfather fucked your grandmother in back before he went off to fight the Nazis and Japs
Bring back the SECRETARY OF WAR!
and yes, Thor will be fitting that role nicely.
Njord:
Well that position has been abolished for over 60 years now, so Thor better have some mighty nice qualifications for the job
Odin:
There were times in the days of yore that merely invoking Thor’s name would force entire nations to surrender to their attacker, lest they face the wrath of Thor. I think he’ll do nicely, and if he completely bungles the job, he’ll probably just kill anyone who calls him out on it. So things should work themselves out naturally
Njord:
Though voters have questioned his…bloodthirsty nature. .Is it certain that Thor wouldn’t attack our neighbors and allies without provocation?
Odin:
I am his father, if I could handle Thor throughout his teenage years, I think I can handle him as my secretary of war. Now, that being said, Thor would attack them if he saw fit.  You listening rest of the world?  America is NOT to be trifled with.
Thor speaks softly and carries a big stick…named Mjolnir
Njord:
And it has already gained quite the reputation, but enough about Thor. Another big concern is the economy, which has literally gone to shit in the past few weeks.
Odin:
Odin knows enough about the economy to get him by, but he will need a great adviser to help him on this, so Ollerus will be filling the role of Secretary of the Treasury
Odin will directly do one thing with an executive order and that is he will abolish the over computerization and automation of the stock market. While computers can carry out transaction quickly, they do not have the intuition and foresight that human good at their jobs can have. Ollerus knows of a wise man who predicted this entire crisis at least a year before it happened, yet the computers couldn’t do that.
Njord:
But with the large chances of human error and corruption, aren’t you afraid that those same people might take advantage of that new system?
Odin:
There’s always that chance, but that’s what makes America so great
that we have a little bit of everything. We have good people who keep bad people in check. Would you rather Odin create a government board to directly oversee morality and transactions and kill anyone who doesn’t comply?
It’s the dice roll that makes the human experience so special. Now, obviously there has to be SOME government regulation to fix these loop holes that allowed these banks to find a whole new way to buy on margin, but the less regulation the better.
I wouldn’t say as little as possible, I’d use “as much as necessary”
Njord:
So, though it has been disputed about numerous times, it’s pretty much accepted that you and your comrades ARE truly Norse gods. Being “divine”, how do you plan on connecting with voters on a personal level?
Odin:
Is fucking your mother enough or do I have to throw your sister in there, too?
Njord:
Alright, new question.
Issue, education - Though our standards have risen, funding has fallen, and it’s getting harder and harder each year for students to enter college. How do you plan on dealing with our lackluster educational system?
Odin:
Again, personal responsibility is the main issue here
social programs such as social promotion are the main issues
If the child isn’t ready for the next grade, then damn it, he’s just not ready. If he’s “embarrassed” then he should be, also, parents need to get more involved. Studies have shown parents who take an active interest in a child’s life do better in school. You know, the parents that sit down and make kids do their homework.
And as far as inner city kids and education, it’s a dicey situation, but the internet is a great equalizer
everyone and their mother has the internet or opportunities to use it. As far as college being too expensive, there are city colleges and state universities in place that, by law, are cheap and accessible.
However the entire concept of mandatory college is getting out of hand and businesses are starting to realize it, so who knows what the future might bring.
society seems to be writing itself, I mean…why the fuck would a mechanic have to go to college for 4 years?
Let him apprentice under a mechanic, learn his trade and don’t waste his money, you know?
Njord:
Then again, the job market is getting slim.
Odin:
it’s because people with college degrees don’t want to be janitors
they think they’re “better’n” that kind of work.
We have to break that arrogance. There’s good honest labor to be had working with your hands
but let’s face it, you could think that janitor is a loser, but that loser has a job and you don’t, so who’s laughing now?
Njord:
True, but a lot of people don’t believe the “American dream” involves being a janitor
Odin:
OK
Nothing says you have to stay being a janitor
Work as a janitor and apply for other jobs, and the American dream pretty much is the rags to riches story.
Njord:
I can agree with that. Many of our grandfathers’ stories tell of working as a janitor, or construction worker, supporting a family of 6 kids without problems. I believe that America has lost of lot of their hard-working attitude.
(In other words, you’re all pansies, wanting everything to be spoon-fed and instantly gratifying, not willing to work for anything on the sake of “time”)
Well, since we’ve covered the basics of your beliefs and standings, are there any last statements you want to make to the American public?
Odin:
Prepare yourselves to be spanked, and hard.
You’ve all been naughty and lackadaisical and you’ve had your hands held for years without being seriously reprimanded
you’ve been told mediocrity is acceptable
They’ve created ribbons up to 10th place
and the notion that “just being nominated is an honor” has permeated every level of our consciousness
No longer
No longer shall the loser be glorified and made to feel better
No longer will you be spoon fed
and no longer will failure be tolerated
get ready for a reality check, America
you’ll thank me later
Njord:
Well it has been an interesting interview, so I thank you, Odin, for your time
Odin:
No present me with the throngs of women I was promised
and I shall need mead on the quick!

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So, of course, I had my virgins enter the hall, and I could almost see Odin smile at my efforts. After clasping his arm, I bid him goodnight and decided to be on my way. My own throng of vixens were waiting back in my hall, and had a tendency to bite when I took my time…I took the scenic route.

Of course, Odin has a long way to go before he has any chance of solidifying his place in this race, but I believe he can do it. With thousands of years under his belt, leading an entire realm of gods, men, and those insatiable Valkyries, Odin has the stuff for the job. It’s just up to you, the people, to see it.

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