Theres only one way to deal with an emo.
Grease the floor of a nice, small room. Heat the grease, stick tacks all over the wall, blindfold the asshole & let him waddle around in that awesome little room.
For some added fun, toss some metal balls/marbles in the grease & chop the assholes hands & feet off.
It's like Death by Slip n' Slide! |