Odin went out with Ollerus the other night and attempted the eye contact test mixed with the Irish Car Bomb trick.
What happened was a case of the poor timings.
I position myself at the bar next to two girls who are sitting alone and have been for about 10 minutes. So Odin decides Gugnir can land in either one of these ladies, so he tells Ollerus it's time to Car Bomb it.
They look at me as I approach the bar, one has her back to me and does a full turn around, looks me up and down, then turns away. So I order the car bombs, loudly count down from 3 and then demolish Ollerus. Usually, the next step of the car bomb trick is to ask the ladies who won, or ask them to keep score prior to chugging them. Well, the one facing me chimes in immediately, "It would take me like 5 minutes to finish that, well done." "So did I win, ladies?" "Yeah." she looks at Ollerus "Sorry, but he beat you." Pretty much just as the conversation is starting, she looks past me, sticks her tongue out at somebody and this douche in a red shirt walks over.
Later on as she's sitting on his lap, she makes eye contact with me and I hold it until she averts her gaze. This happens 3 more times as she's sitting on the guy's lap.
Then do to unforeseen drama, nothing ever came of it, but the fact of the matter is, she was sitting on a dude's lap and still looking at Odin. |