How many times are we going to see this thread?

"MY BEST FRIEND HAS A B/F(/GF) FOR >1MONTH AND THE B/F TOLD ME THAT [S]HE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH MY FRIEND THEN [S]HE SAID [S]HE THINKS IM SEXY AND WTF DOES THAT MEAN I DUNNO WHAT I SHOULD DO!!!"

Holy black testacle Tuesday Batman! Shut the fuck up already,

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