you could just say that you faked all the orgasms. and say he has a baby dick

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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
cant sleep, clowns will eat me
"This party's getting too rough. Give me my pants, I'm going home." - the immortal words of Odin's grandfather.
-odin
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this is my music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=729GD...eature=related