LOL online?? He needs to come here and get his mind straightened out.

Anyways, stop pestering him about his relationship.
Second, just come out, don't wait for the right time. That will never come.
You two could be doing something completely bullshit, and all you have to say is:
"Listen, I want your dick in my mouth. Right now." I mean, how could he deny that? Work from there.

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