A couple months ago, I've expressed concern over my apparent distaste for love, yet many of you have shrugged it off as me be selfish. So I decided I'd go out and get a girlfriend.

Feel free to laugh at this, I don't care: She broke up with me after a day.

So now, on top of my apparent selfishness, you can add physically unattractive, personally undesired, and unmercifully disturbing.

But, I'm feeling great, because I know theres more than one reason, now, to stay single.