OK first of all, saying that you "care" and talking about the girls that want to ride your dick is, well, retarded. I'm not falling for your crap, but let's pretend that I am.

If you say you wouldn't walk half an hour to the gas station for the opportunity to get laid at 13, you're definitely faking this.

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