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Old 06-19-2008, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by DemiiBemii View Post
this goes out to all you guys who never caught a break with their girlfriend.



oh, no!!! ur girlfriend just broke up wit u!!! what to do, what to do??! if ur a carefree guy, you mustn't read this, because it's a waste of ur time.


If you don't know why she broke up wit u, then there is obviously something wrong wit u in her eyes. For example.

Boyfriend: Hey babe!! What's up??
Girlfriend: Nothing, you??
Boyfriend: Same here...Oh, there's Chad!! Talk to you later
[[Boyfriend catches up with friend]]
[[Girlfriend stands there dumbfoundedly]]

If you did this to your gf, then that's mistake #1.
You didn't even compliment her looks, you idiot!!!!!
SHE IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND. CHAD IS YOUR FRIEND. GIRLFRIEND VS. FRIEND. Would you rather make out w/ your buddy or ur gf?!?! you didnt even kiss the chick goodbye!!! if u did, then it's okk


Girls like to be told thy're right, even if they aren't.
They always want to be told that they are beautiful, even though they don't look their best........
I'm going to post a part 2 to this msg, so look out 4 it!!
You self-centered whore! Get the fuck over yourself. If a guy complimented you everyday and kissed your ass, you'd drop him like a sack of fucking potatoes. Look in a mirror and tell yourself you're pretty. How about that?

And as for the other thing, bros before hoes baby.

Because when you're gone, he's going to be having a drink with his buddy Chad and calling you a cunt. All you are is a warm, preferably moist, hole.
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