I don't wanna brag or anything, but I think I might have ended up in the situation that even the Gods won't have a solution for.

So I've been going out with this girl for 2 weeks and I'm ready to break up. We have no connection; nothing to talk about.

Anyway, her pseudo-birthday pool party is tomorrow night (the real bday isn't for another 3 months, but as a tradition, she always celebrates with one of her friends). Tomorrow also happens to be the last day of school.

I still have to get her something, but since I'm a cheap-ass bitch, I don't want to spend much money at all. We're in different cliques, so I don't have to worry so much about seeing her until school starts up again.

So, the question is, how do I avoid breaking up with her now while also avoiding paying the big bucks for the gift?

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