Q. Are you a player?
A. No, I just like to establish a meaningful bond with the female gender. Although if the oppertunity arises I would be more then happy to screw you.

Q. How many girls have you had sex with?
A. It doesn't matter how many women I've slept with, it matters that each one of them meant something to me at the time.


Could always confess up

"Yep, I'm a manslag."

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