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Old 06-11-2008, 06:18 AM
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If you lose your virginity in a threesome, I don't think God will care. In fact, St. Peter will high five you at the pearly gates.

Other than that, sit down with your fuck buddy girl and tell her in nothing simpler than these words: "We're about to have sex with each other and that's it. This is NOT a relationship of any sorts except where we both have sex with each other. If you're not cool with that, then I can't do this."

Then break up with your girl over the phone JUST as you're about to thrust your manhood into the fuck buddy.
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