YOU can't get a girlfriend? Hah! I don't wanna HEAR that bullshit. You just ain't tryin'! Tell me somethin. Do you think it's easy for a geeky 15 year old African-American lesbian Republican to get a date? Hell no! You got diabetes? That ain't no excuse. Lance Armstrong had CANCER, and got a chick. Superman couldn't WALK(bless his soul) and had flocks! Flavor Flav is UGLY AS HELL, and got some hoes! And here I am, in a lesbian barren town, with a big heart, willing to give loyalty and companionship. Dammit, WHERE'S MY CHEAT CODE FOR THIS GAME???