Well I couldn't find Njord's thread. But I read through your attachment on your signature and there's a slight problem with it.

I'm happy with my physical appearance
I believe I'm pretty awesome, so does a ton of other people
I'm actually in theater
I talk to girls all the time
I'm completely happy with myself

So uh, now what? And I'm being sincere with the above statements. I have a pretty awesome life. . . But I just can't get a girlfriend.

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