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Originally Posted by Njord  Then you'd probably cream yourself over my tactics:
Sacrificing a bovine and spreading its blood across the bedsheets while letting her bathe in the bile and contents of its belly. The acid from the stomach can sometimes burn out her eyes, but they make for great places to stick things.  |
Almost perfect.
You forgot the severed heads of her ex-boyfriends on pikes near the bed, and then setting the house on fire to add heat to sexual congress.