...your Senior Drill Instructor. I have joined these pitiful forums to instill some sort of discipline in you unworthy maggots. You will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words coming out of your filthy pieholes will be 'Sir'. Do you understand me?

The only people exempt from this will be any and all Norse Gods who reside here, because they are the epitome of strength, discipline, and everything my beloved Corp stands for!