Nope. We already have it: Bullshit.

You're coming here with intent on saying, "Hey, it's okay. We all feel your pain. Listen, life is like a box of chocolates..bullshit blah blah bullshit"

Sure, the person you're talking to will say, "Thanks man, you really tried to understand." But I say, "Get your head out of your ass, and get your shit together. No one gives a fuck about that." which would be totally true, and people posting here realize it all the time. I ALWAYS get replies like, "Wow Njord, fuck you, but you're totally right."

Your consoling and dick sucking isn't needed: If kids can't handle the way we impart our wisdom, fuck them. They shouldn't be on the internet asking shit. Might as well get some good shit instead of the same bullshit their 'best friends' give them anyways.

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