Lets see in order I would
1: wake up and look in the mirror.
2: become extremely self conscious and go anorexic.
3: buy make up and other beauty enhancing items.
4: masturbate.
5: have hot lesbian sex.
6: repeat step 4.
7: repeat step 5.
8: repeat step 6.
9: repeat step 7.
10: repeat steps 4-9.
rinse and repeat steps 4-10 on a daily basis
