TBH your both idiots, he is obviously being sarcastic, and if you can't pick up on that then maybe you really should go top yourself. And to you "sexyfairygirl" if you genuinely feel like killing yourself over a brief comment on th internet then please do kill yourself as the gene pool is corrupted enough as it is.

But to stay on topic; whoever this person is they are obviously taking the piss. get a sense of humour.