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Old 04-10-2008, 03:44 AM
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Generally, we start with courtship dances 1 month prior to the date. This should attract multiple females to your territory. Once you are satisfied with the number/interest/quality level of the females, you can begin building your nest. I recommend a width to height ratio of 1.6113 to 1 - nothing daring, but traditional is the way to go here. If your desired mate loses interest in favor of another male, you will have to battle him. Your "mobile nest," or car, will serve as the medium of competition. Females generally gravitate towards tacky pieces of **** like Mustangs and convertibles - no Lexus LS600HL, Mercedes S-class, or BMW M5 for you - the quality of these vehicles will fly right over their heads, for their minds are feeble. Once you get her into your vehicle, copulate.

Note: A giant robot can easily destroy all other males' cars, as well as kill them, giving you victory by default. If the women still avoid you, do them a favor and jump off a cliff.
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