Homie usin' my natural thug instincts and street smarts I can easily decipher from dis story dat you gettin' played fo' a fool

While you at home, dey kickin' it in da locker room durin' practice makin' out and havin' hot steamy sex right unda yo' unsuspectin' nose

Yo' only option at redemption iz to go beat his ass right now, right dis instant and prove yo' worth as a man

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ABOUT TO EAT DINNER, I PASSED UP 20 MCDONALDS TODAY. I COULDNT DO IT I'M ON A DIET,BUT MCDONALDS FRIES R THE BEST UM UM UM - Shaquille O'Neal postin' on his twitter page, in all his eloquence yo