Originally Posted by Sir Angus the Cunning

Forsooth!

I enjoy protecting the innocent, spreading the joy of calipers and tongs to the people, and stopping criminal scum in their tracks. I have been known to move in L shaped patterns as well as carrying a large blade below the belt. That is to say, I have a rather grand longsword that I carry with me at all times, and has penetrated many in places they least expected.