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Old 03-31-2008, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Njord View Post

Women like men. Plain and simple. To be a man, you have to take the role of one, which means taking the reigns on your penis, and guiding it to women you like. Be yourself around girls and you'll find someone that really works, because they'll like you for you.
H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T. You were there giving Aero advice all along. Aero was a shy, apprehensive guy. Your confidence boost turned him into something he was not - an arrogant guy concerned about getting laid. FYI: Mariah is most likely a stuck-up slut (by your description) who likes to be asserted.

Wrongwrongwrongwrong. Maybe you're the type of guy (or false god) who helps (per se) his friends chase the most ridiculously awful girlfriends who don't match up whatsoever with his personality simply based on their whorish appearance.

Oh, and in your next chapter... please include a section about how your advisee gets slashed across the face by an emotional, shy, attractive girl who isn't phased by a false display of assertion of fake-balls-ness.
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